Who's the Christmas $GNOME?
Ho ho ho fucking ho! There's no Santa in crypto, only Christmas $GNOME. On his pepe reindeer, he's already fucking giving out presents. Who was this year a good Hold'em will get real magic. And whoever has been whining and creating panic all year will be handed a Christmas dick by the gnome, how symbolic 😍
Put the fucking milk and cookies away, $GNOME only needs your mood for pamp. Don't write him your letters, he already knows what you all want - to do a 100m MC before the new year, together!
This wizard even has his own factory that stamps Christmas dicks to quickly distribute gifts to those who aren't with him! We're seconds away from madness, let's join $GNOME in stuffing our wallets and handing out “gifts” to everyone who fucked up this moment!
Put the fucking milk and cookies away, $GNOME only needs your mood for pamp. Don't write him your letters, he already knows what you all want - to do a 100m MC before the new year, together!
This wizard even has his own factory that stamps Christmas dicks to quickly distribute gifts to those who aren't with him! We're seconds away from madness, let's join $GNOME in stuffing our wallets and handing out “gifts” to everyone who fucked up this moment!
Gnomenomics
Where to Get a Christmas Present?
Step 1:
Get ready
Create a crypto wallet because $GNOME doesn’t knock on closed doors. You don’t want to end up with nothing, like those who missed their chance, do you?
Step 2:
Stock up
Load some Solana into your wallet. It’s like leaving out cookies and milk, but instead of santa, the Gnome gets them — and he knows exactly what you need!
Step 3:
Gifts on the way
Swap your Solana for $GNOME. In his magical factory, $GNOME and his helpers are busy crafting gifts. For holders — pure magic. For sellers — something very educational.
Step 4:
Magic from $GNOME
Your gift is already in your wallet and about to pump straight to a 10m MC. Remember, $GNOME always gives the best to his own! Merry Crypto Christmas!
The story of this incredible Christmas Gnome, is a very old one
Every year, together with the Boys Club, this guy has a blast giving away his “presents” to losers. By the way, the father of $GNOME is the great and unrepeatable - Matt Furie!
Let's spend this fucking winter handing out fun GNOME gifts to everyone. To everyone who fucked up this moment of winter madness!
Let's spend this fucking winter handing out fun GNOME gifts to everyone. To everyone who fucked up this moment of winter madness!
$GNOME brings joy and laughter to crypto, but don't forget: any magic fump requires a sensible approach. Invest responsibly and always keep your goals in mind. Gnome is for fun, and the decisions are up to you!